I am ....
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Haha
The comedian Dick Gregory tells of walking up to a lunch counter in Mississippi during the days of racial segregation. The waitress said to him, "We don't serve colored people." "That's fine," he replied, "I don't eat colored people. I'd like a piece of chicken."
Discourse
Background: Homer has brought his family along on a business team-building exercise in the woods, and Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are stuck in the National Park Service building, while all the employees are off team-building (Homer and Burns eventually get trapped in a cabin by an avalanche). Bart is standing in front of a Smokey the Bear statue, who has an electronic voice and a little quiz to administer. Bart and Smokey have the following exchange.
Haha What A Mistake
The women included their husbands and their children in their potluck suppers.
Punctuation mistake
Puns
1. ~ Q. Why can't you play cards on a small boat?
A. Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
ANNOTATION: The different meanings of a word can change the
whole sentence.
Linguistic Jokes
Abbott: Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?
Me.
Name: Louisa =] Favourite colour : Purple Likes : Food, Anime, Music Dislikes : Hot weather
The Language.
My Own Personal English Language Portfolio =]
The Tagboard.
Archives.
February 2008
Credits.